My name is Hazel. I have 24 years of experience in sarcasm and bullshit. I'm transgender (mtf). My dream is to write cinema and stories that Harry Potter would be proud of. Until then, I'll resort to obsessive scribbling and crochet.
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sircuddlebuns:

NASH GRIER IS THE FUCKING SCUM OF THIS EARTH AND THIS IS MORE THAN ENOUGH PROOF. WHAT IS EVEN MORE APPALLING IS THAT HE STILL HAS FANS. PEOPLE (AND WHEN I SAY PEOPLE, I MEAN WHITE TEENAGE GIRLS) ARE ACTUALLY DEFENDING HIM FOR THIS.

HE IS A HOMOPHOBIC PIECE OF SHIT. HE POSTED THIS ON VINE A FEW DAYS AGO AND THEN DELETED IT LIKE THE COWARDLY TRASH HE IS. DO NOT LET THIS VIDEO DIE. SPREAD THIS SHIT LIKE WILDFIRE. SHOW YOUR FRIENDS. REMIND THEM THAT THIS BOY IS A CUNT.

What a fucking tool.

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ashleybah:

hazelthemermaid:

babreknits:

ashleybah:

I finished Romalee’s rainbow blanket just in time for her arrival yesterday!  The yarn is made of corn fiber which I thought was extra sweet because my brother-in-law is a corn farmer.  :)

Pattern:  Improvised

Yarn:  Kollage Yarns Corntastic

that is too adorable

Need this pattern.

I just improvised, but the yarn is a DK weight yarn.  I used Size 4 needles.  CO 150.  Each stripe has knit 34 rows (which was basically an entire skein of each color).  All you do is knit in garter stitch.  There were 9 colors used at roughly 105 yards each. 

Enjoy!  ♥

Thank you!